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3.32sI'm not made of money! We'll swim to Oakland.
3.04s(FOGHORN BLOWING) There's a ship! We're saved!
1.67sOh, what's the use?
3.9sEven if they pick us up, we'll go back to jail because they think we hate America.
3.95sI don't want to end up like Elmo, hanging himself in prison.
3.54sMes amis, we hate America, too!
6.29sCome to France and we shall mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!
2.42sI've always wanted to go to France.
2.87sYour women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve.
2.74sEh, you wait till you see her up close, then you tell me.
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1.97sMaman, please pass the baguette.
2.54sThe food is so delicious here.
2.5sAnd these Chanel suits are five for a dollar.
2.28sI'm using a jacket as a napkin!
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5.02sAnd here no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand!
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3.24sAnd yet I miss America.