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3.67syou can do it during the prison talent show tomorrow night.
2.92sI don't want to be in any stupid talent show.
1.63sNot without my Tennessee walking horses.
3.94sWell, you got no choice. It's the only way you'll achieve your goal.
1.08sGoal!
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2.17sSweet, sweet goal!
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4.79sNinety-seven, 98, 99, 100!
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1.1s(CHEERING)
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2.45sThank you. Vote for me for best in show.
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2.4sYou guys are on after Al Franken.
3.1sSo the guards would have used up most of their bullets.
2.39sMake your break at the end of your act.
4.1sNow, people have accused this family of not loving our country,
4.34sbut you can't spell USA without "us," hey?