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6.29sCome to France and we shall mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!
2.42sI've always wanted to go to France.
2.87sYour women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve.
2.74sEh, you wait till you see her up close, then you tell me.
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1.97sMaman, please pass the baguette.
2.54sThe food is so delicious here.
2.5sAnd these Chanel suits are five for a dollar.
2.28sI'm using a jacket as a napkin!
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5.02sAnd here no one calls me a fat jerk! I'm a gourmand!
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3.24sAnd yet I miss America.
1.52sI miss America, too.
3.07sThe United States has its grandeur and its follies,
3.34sbut mostly, it's the place where all our stuff is.
3.24sI wish we could go back. But I don't think we're welcome there.