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3.37s"Homeland Noodles with Uncle Sam Balls."
3.29sApu, aren't you going a bit overboard with the patriotism?
1.64sI don't think so.
4.24sIt is a heartfelt expression of my true desire to protect my mahogany noggin.
2.94sUh-oh. Poonam and Uma are fighting.
2.25sNo, no. Those are their pre-witch hunt names.
4.02sTheir new names are Freedom, Lincoln, Condoleezza, Coke, Pepsi,
2.84sManifest Destiny, Apple Pie and Superman.
2.47sAnd together, we are the MacGillicuddys.
6.04s(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING) Lord, give us the courage to worship the American flag,
6.02sbe it on a car, a belt buckle, or on your holy person.