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2.97sI did not come to this country illegally to see it mocked.
7.21sThere's the boy who bared his bottom to Old Glory and the family that applauds his every moonery!
3.12sThey hate our country but they love our soapy water.
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1.37sHuh?
3.75sHey, Benedict Arnold, our cups don't want your colorful balls!
2.17sNo one calls me unpatriotic!
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1.15s(EXCLAIMS) Uh-oh.
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1.2s(GROANS NERVOUSLY)
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1.3sHey, guys!
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3.27sOh, cold shoulder, huh? Well, I'll just talk to myself.
3.79s"Hey, how you doing, Homer?" "Oh, not too bad. How about you?"
2.62s"Oh, I'm fine. Your wife was great in bed last night."
1.82s"You keep your hands off my wife!"
3.24s"Oh, yeah? Well, I give her what she needs. And she like..."