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2.75sI won't have to hear "Suck my such and such"
2.52sor "hell this" and "bitch that."
1.13sWe get it, Mom!
1.57sOh, no, no, let her finish.
2.27sLook, what should I say to make people not hate me?
2.27sSon, I've learned one thing in this life.
2.18sTo stay out of trouble just say nothing.
2.75sDon't rock the boat. Don't even get in the boat!
2.37sJust buy some ice cream and walk around the pier.
2.32sBut don't go in the bathrooms, they're filthy.
3.65sDad, I am going on a talk show, I have to say something.
2.92sTalk about boats. Then, when he asks you if you hate this country,
2.92syou just start crying and pretend you don't.
1.5sBut I don't hate this country.
3.37sThere, there. Save your lies for the American public.
3.17sI'm Nash Castor and it's time to butt heads!
2.25sBart Simpson, what do you hate most about this country?
1.38sIs it the freedom?
1.8sNash, I've realized something.
4.17sI'm the worst kid in the world and the last thing I deserve is forgiveness.
5.67sBut with a little help from Jesus and our fighting men and women overseas...
1.53sAll right. So if I hear you correctly,