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2.59sI called the Republican tax cuts unwise.
2.18sAnd I stand by it. They're unwise.
1.68sI want my Washington Post!
3.1sHere's your Washington Post! You like that, Clinton?
2.75sYou traitors pipe down! You're all here because you hate freedom!
3.32sI'm here because I said imported wines are better than Napa Valley!
2.27sYeah? Well, why don't you take a "napa"?
1.28s(GRUNTS)
4.37sMy only crime was driving a truck full of explosives in from Canada.
4.67sOh... I don't know why they put the real ones in with the joke ones.
1.27s(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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3.62s(FLUTE PLAYING) Hello, I'm the U. S. Constitution.
4.15sAnd I'm over 200 years old. But I'm feeling fine.
5sI wish I could say the same for my crazy cousin, Bill O'Rights.