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2.55sThe President announced today he is pointing warheads at...
3.05sTurn that off. This could destroy our town.
2.17sLook what happened to Hitler City, North Carolina.
2.78sIf they hadn't changed their name to Charlotte, they'd be sunk.
2.59sSir, conventions are pulling out of Springfield left and right.
2.3sThe Paprika Festival, Bandana Days!
2.69sSir, we just lost the Adult Video Awards.
1.1sNot the Boneys!
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4.8sI am honored to announce that we are changing the name of our town to Libertyville!
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1.8s"$17.76"?
2.85sI can't afford to sell a West Side home for that!
3.57sBut what a fantastical year for pizza by the slice!
1.15s(HUMMING)
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6.46sCharge a-money for a pizza Buy myself a big-a new car I'm as patriotic as the next person,
4.14sbut changing the traffic lights to red, white, and blue just seems dangerous.
2.3sCome on, kid, go! You got the red!
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