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4.44sToday's law schools are churning out 2.1 lawyers for every person in America. Look.
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0.65sPick me.
1.27sNo, me! Pick me.
1.8sMe so litigious.
2.97sPick me. I just passed the bar, see?
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1.83sAw. Hop in.
4.17sWe want to sue the sugar industry for selling a harmful product.
3.69sWe have to sign up plaintiffs and take depositions from the townspeople.
2.7sAw, geez. You don't want ol' Gil going door-to-door.
1.92sOh, I've made too many enemies...
3.54sselling suckless vacuum cleaners and Rick James Bibles.
1.7sDon't worry. I'll do the legwork.
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1.9sI'm filing a class-action lawsuit against big sugar.
2.17sWould you like to give a deposition?
2.3sSure. I'll join your lawsuit.
1.77sSugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.
2.52sI'm happy and angry.
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3.04sOh, shoot. I'll sign.
3.04sFigure them sugar folk owe me for what they done...
2.27sto my cousin, Dia-Betty.