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2.08sThe prostitute with a heart of gold.
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3.67sI'm not sure I can afford a fancy lawyer. That's okay.
4.44sToday's law schools are churning out 2.1 lawyers for every person in America. Look.
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0.65sPick me.
1.27sNo, me! Pick me.
1.8sMe so litigious.
2.97sPick me. I just passed the bar, see?
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1.83sAw. Hop in.
4.17sWe want to sue the sugar industry for selling a harmful product.
3.69sWe have to sign up plaintiffs and take depositions from the townspeople.
2.7sAw, geez. You don't want ol' Gil going door-to-door.
1.92sOh, I've made too many enemies...
3.54sselling suckless vacuum cleaners and Rick James Bibles.