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2.35sGood-bye, cruel world.
1.93sHello, ironic twist.
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1.94sI am so far from my car.
4.34sDude, you're lying on top of me. Dude?
3.75sWait a minute. Look at the scale.
3.27sDivide by the number of people, subtract belts and shoes--
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3.24sEveryone, welcome to The Duff Book of World Records.
3.4sSpringfield is the world's fattest town.
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3.49sWhoo-hoo! In your face, Milwaukee.
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2.77sCongratulations, fellow Springfielders.
3.64sThis town will no longer be known as "America's Sorrow."