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2.32sGood heavens.
2.63sLisa, you're not buying more than your weight in books.
1.95sBut I have to save them.
2.22sThe books no one buys get chopped up and fed to pigs.
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2.32sHelen Fielding's giving them pigs...
2.15sBridget Jones's diarrhea.
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3.79sWell, what about this? The Duff Book of World Records.
2.79sIt's got pictures of deformities.
1.97sOkay.
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2.25sOh. Oh.
1.87sOh, my God.
3.39sWow. Now that's a goiter.
2.62sWhy would Duff Beer put out a book?
2.58sIt was originally published to settle arguments in taverns.
2.69sShe said tavern. I'm going to Moe's.
3.44sI never agreed to that rule!
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5.17sWell, I say the most clothespins a man could attach to his face is 87.
0.5sYou counting the neck?
1.97sYou know I am.