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2.15sBridget Jones's diarrhea.
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3.79sWell, what about this? The Duff Book of World Records.
2.79sIt's got pictures of deformities.
1.97sOkay.
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2.25sOh. Oh.
1.87sOh, my God.
3.39sWow. Now that's a goiter.
2.62sWhy would Duff Beer put out a book?
2.58sIt was originally published to settle arguments in taverns.
2.69sShe said tavern. I'm going to Moe's.
3.44sI never agreed to that rule!
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5.17sWell, I say the most clothespins a man could attach to his face is 87.