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2.52sOr maybe I'll think of something else.
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3.2sYou're a cinch to be the world's fattest man.
3.34sNo, I'm here for the greatest living actor.
2.02sI'm here to break a world record.
2.52sWhat's the longest anyone's ever done this?
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0.45sThree years.
2.1sOh-- Pfft. Fine.
2.24sI'll just play the banjo with this cobra.
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2.1sWait, wait, wait.
2.74sTechnically the cobra would get the record. He's the one playing.