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3.75sWait a minute. Look at the scale.
3.27sDivide by the number of people, subtract belts and shoes--
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3.24sEveryone, welcome to The Duff Book of World Records.
3.4sSpringfield is the world's fattest town.
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3.49sWhoo-hoo! In your face, Milwaukee.
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2.77sCongratulations, fellow Springfielders.
3.64sThis town will no longer be known as "America's Sorrow."
5.64sToday I declare Springfield "Fat City, U.S.A."
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1.9sI can't believe it.
2.7sEveryone's celebrating their obesity.
2.13sYee-haw!
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0.48sWah!