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3.2sBut I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis.
3.75sNow all my victims have to be mashed up.
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2.54sYour Honor, I admit it looks bad for me,
3sbut I think you might be turned around by some surprising...
3.29s"taste-imony."
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2.7sSir, this is a house of justice, not a sugar shack.
2.67sIt's Hershey highwaymen like you who made me fat.
2.77sWell, Your Honor, the court carries it well.
2.97sSilence. I rule in favor of Marge Simpson.
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2.45sOh, I am so proud of you.
3.14sAnd thanks to Marge Simpson's damning evidence,
4.05sI hereby ban all sugar products from Springfield forever.
1.73sGet in the car.
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4.12sGood evening. Our top story-- Springfield's cake hole has been shut forever.
2.3sUnder what has been dubbed "Marge's Law,"
2.14sall forms of sugar are now illegal.
2.63sThank you, "Erin Choco-snitch."
2sThat was a group effort.