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2.1sDo you think I could run a mile in three and a half minutes?
0.42sOnly on Mars.
2.72sThe Simpsons are going to Mars.
2.07sSo pack your--
2.52sOr maybe I'll think of something else.
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3.2sYou're a cinch to be the world's fattest man.
3.34sNo, I'm here for the greatest living actor.
2.02sI'm here to break a world record.
2.52sWhat's the longest anyone's ever done this?
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0.45sThree years.
2.1sOh-- Pfft. Fine.
2.24sI'll just play the banjo with this cobra.
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2.1sWait, wait, wait.
2.74sTechnically the cobra would get the record. He's the one playing.
0.53sBut it's my banjo.
3.17sMr. Simpson, there are thousands of people...
2.44slike you with no discernible talent.
0.4sYeah. They're called Congress.