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2.77sPfft. A library selling books?
2.84sIf I don't want 'em for free, why do I want to pay for 'em?
2.73sWhy do you always wait till we arrive to complain?
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1.9sI don't know.
2.6sAh, the full Leonard Nimoy cycle--
1.73sI Am Not Spock,
2.15sthen I Am Spock...
1.93sand finally, I Am Also Scotty.
3.6sHmm. That's what we look like inside?
1.75sIt's disgusting.
2.98sOh. That lady swallowed a baby.
2.32sGood heavens.
2.63sLisa, you're not buying more than your weight in books.
1.95sBut I have to save them.
2.22sThe books no one buys get chopped up and fed to pigs.
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2.32sHelen Fielding's giving them pigs...
2.15sBridget Jones's diarrhea.
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3.79sWell, what about this? The Duff Book of World Records.
2.79sIt's got pictures of deformities.
1.97sOkay.
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