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2.49sWow. That's the best book I've ever seen.
4.5sNo. The best book you've ever seen is Tom Clancy's Op-Center.
2.6sThat thing knows me better than I know myself.
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3.97sOh, here's a good one. The world's most overrated saint.
1.65sFrancis of Assisi.
2.9sI've used up all these records.
3.24sWhy don't you try to set a record, Dad? That's a great idea.
2.1sDo you think I could run a mile in three and a half minutes?
0.42sOnly on Mars.
2.72sThe Simpsons are going to Mars.
2.07sSo pack your--
2.52sOr maybe I'll think of something else.
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3.2sYou're a cinch to be the world's fattest man.
3.34sNo, I'm here for the greatest living actor.
2.02sI'm here to break a world record.
2.52sWhat's the longest anyone's ever done this?
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