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2.77sCongratulations, fellow Springfielders.
3.64sThis town will no longer be known as "America's Sorrow."
5.64sToday I declare Springfield "Fat City, U.S.A."
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1.9sI can't believe it.
2.7sEveryone's celebrating their obesity.
2.13sYee-haw!
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0.48sWah!
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0.7sHa, ha!
2.22sNow that everyone's so open about being fat,
2.84sI can finally stop sucking in my gut.
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3.37sI don't know how this town got so fat.
2.03sMom, we're out of Frosting Gobs.