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2.58sIt was originally published to settle arguments in taverns.
2.69sShe said tavern. I'm going to Moe's.
3.44sI never agreed to that rule!
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5.17sWell, I say the most clothespins a man could attach to his face is 87.
0.5sYou counting the neck?
1.97sYou know I am.
2.55sAll right. Outside.
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1.14sPeace, my people.
2.6sAll shall be looked up. Let's see.
3.07s"Most clothespins swallowed, inserted"--
3.6sHere we go. Clipped to face and neck-- 116.
3.77sHmm. Geez, I was wrong. But I ain't angry.
1.93sAnd I'm magnanimous in victory.
2.49sWow. That's the best book I've ever seen.
4.5sNo. The best book you've ever seen is Tom Clancy's Op-Center.
2.6sThat thing knows me better than I know myself.
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3.97sOh, here's a good one. The world's most overrated saint.
1.65sFrancis of Assisi.
2.9sI've used up all these records.