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2.3sUnder what has been dubbed "Marge's Law,"
2.14sall forms of sugar are now illegal.
2.63sThank you, "Erin Choco-snitch."
2sThat was a group effort.
2.82sI was just trying to make this a healthier place to live.
4.42sWell, good work, "Blue-hair-in-Brocko-witch."
1.93sOkay, that was mine.
4.44sSo say a bittersweet farewell to such old friends as mud pies,
2.72sBite 'Ems, Éclairios, Chew 'ems, Kellogg's All-Fudge,
2.1sBig Red Snack Foam, Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems.
4.25sAnd all sugar pills will be changed back to highly concentrated opiates.
2.54sI want candy
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2.57sI want candy That's it, boys. Burn it all.
3.72sEven this promotional Johnny Depp from the movie Chocolat?
2.94sWe melted for him. Now he's gonna do likewise.
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3.19sAll right. Time to throw in the Butterfingers.
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