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2.7sOh! Well, all I own is this house...
2.75sthat I built with my own two hands.
3.52sYou didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50s game show.
3.6sI ratted on everybody and got off Scot-free.
2.87sHa-ha! All right, son.
2.89sI'll sell this dump and write you a check.
2.5sDad, first you gave me life.
2.67sNow you've given me a home for my family.
2.3sI'd be honored if you came to live with us.
1.79sThank you.
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2.49sSo how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks' home?
0.48sAbout three weeks.
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3.34sMaggie, I'll give you this cookie if you talk.
2.55sWhat? What?
2.94sD'oh! All right, you win round seven.
1.94sWhen are we gonna get to my first word?
0.42sYour what what?
2.2sMy first word!
2.39sEh, you don't wanna hear that story. I know!