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1.97sNo, not yet.
4.65sI was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York.
3.92sDad, I don't need advice. I need $15,000 to buy a home.
2.7sOh! Well, all I own is this house...
2.75sthat I built with my own two hands.
3.52sYou didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50s game show.
3.6sI ratted on everybody and got off Scot-free.
2.87sHa-ha! All right, son.
2.89sI'll sell this dump and write you a check.
2.5sDad, first you gave me life.
2.67sNow you've given me a home for my family.
2.3sI'd be honored if you came to live with us.
1.79sThank you.
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2.49sSo how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks' home?