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1.33sOh, thanks, Lois.
4.4sDylan put this paper bag on my head and I could not, for the life of me, figure out how to get it off.
1.43sThat kid's a sociopath.
1.9sWell, it's time you laid down the law with him.
1.33sI couldn't agree more.
2.67sI am gonna kick him out of this house faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.
2.4sOkay, your physical exam was within range.
1.57sYou aced the flight simulator.
2.24sI guess all that's left is the psychological screening.
2.07sOkay. How do you feel about this?
2.27sOh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.
1.03sI'm just here to fly, sir.
2.33sAll right, Dylan. You know what? This isn't working out.
3.04sAll right? I don't care that I'm your father and you don't care that you're my son.
1.67sWe don't have anything in common.
2.1sI think it's best if you just get out of this house.
3.3sFine. I hate it here anyhow. Get out of my way.
1.33sMy pot! My pot!
1.8sYour pot? Your pot?
3.67sAnd then in Chapter 28 of my novel,