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3.8sMAN ON TV: I have a pet hedgehog named Zippy, and I shall walk her to town,
5.17sand each time my foot hits the ground, I shall say, "Boing, boing, boing."
4.27sI'm a girl! I don't even like the good Monty Python sketches.
1.9sDon't worry, I got it under control, Lois.
1.43sI'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.
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2.37sSTEWIE: Hey, Dylan. Hey, come on in here for a sec.
1.7sStewie, why are you nude?
4.14sOh, just a little something I do once a week around here called a naked tea party.
3.9sGot my teacup here. Now all I need is a tea bag.
1.63sThat's something that interests you, my friend?
2.17sDYLAN: You're weird. Yeah, and you're attractive.
1.27sNow take your fucking pants off!
2.14sDYLAN: I'm out of here.
1.7sSTEWIE: Did you see that, Rupert?
5.6sHow to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds, starring Stewie Griffin, huh? Gee whiz.
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1.53sHey, Lois, is the air conditioning on?
2.1sI just woke up from a nap and I feel drafty.