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3.24sI don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.
2.24sYou know what else is rewarding, Lois? Shutting your vag.
1sWhat? What?
1.37s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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2.14sDylan! What are you doing here?
1.9sMy mom wanted me to give you this.
4.04s"To Brian, from Tracy. He's your problem now.
4.57s"PS. Will you write me a letter of recommendation "for the University of Phoenix?"
2.3sNo. No, I'm not gonna put myself on the line like that.
1.73sBut, Dylan, my God!
3.37sEverybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.
1.93sDylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.
1.93sDylan, it's so nice to meet you.
1.03sShut up, bitch!
1.93sOh! He got you, Lois.
2.94sNo, no, no! Tracy can't do this. She can't just leave him here.
3.64sWell, we can't just turn him away, Brian. After all, he is family.
2.2sI don't know. Where's he gonna sleep?
3.8sHe could sleep in Stewie's room. Would you like that, sweetie?
2.94sNo, my pants just got shorter 'cause I hated the idea.
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