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3.07s(CHUCKLES) and I think that you need to go away.
1.47sOh, thanks, man.
2.87sThe truth is I spend at least 90% of my year going away,
2.77sexploring exotic places, having sex with my beautiful girlfriend,
2.77sjust doing sit-ups. I mean, I really... And then counting money.
3.2sMoney that I made off the terrible films that I put out into the American populace,
3sbecause they just love to see me doing what it is that I do.
1.8sYes, but you're not hearing me.
2.67sDazed and Confused was the one thing that was passable. After that...
2.34sThanks, man. That actually launched my career.
2.03sAfter that, everything else was awful.
2.13sContact, they didn't even need you in that movie.
1.3sThey could have done the whole movie without you.
1.93sI know. I said the same thing, but they were just, like,
6.07s"Oh, we need a good-looking guy with a great ass and some tight abs "to just provide some down-home enthusiasm in this picture.
1.73s"Something to counterbalance Jodie Foster."
3.57sThey took her to be slightly cold, unapproachable, do you know?
2.13sSo they put me in there. I said it didn't make any sense.
2.7sSaid the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie,
3.1sbut they were just, like, "Oh, the audiences need you."
1.87sYou make me physically sick to my stomach,
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