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3.17sYou know, my son's birthday party is next weekend.
1.93sAny chance I can hire you to do your act?
1.3sAbsolutely!
2.07sI think the magic's starting to happen already.
3.17s(BOTH CHUCKLE) Brian, this is painful.
6.37sIt's like listening to those two foreign guys down at the coffee shop who've been living in the US almost long enough to sound American.
3.47sOh, man, what a good bunch of partying at that discotheque.
1.63sThey played one of my audience requests.
1.07sWay awesome.
2.43sI myself drank, like, 5 liters of beer.
2.5sAny more and I would have ended up in hospital, man.
1.53s(CHUCKLES) You said it, friend.
3.04sBut I wanted to stay, 'cause I almost had sex on this girl.
4.6sOh, yeah! But it was so expensive. Each drink was, like, six dollars forty.
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4.5sAnd if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.
1.54sReally, Brian? Card tricks?
1.94sThat's what's gonna close the deal with this woman?
1.13sWell, yeah. Why not?
1.9sYou need more than that. You need an act.
2.8sListen, I'll be your assistant, and we'll put on a whole big show.