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1.83sHi, Dad. Chris, close the door, there's a...
2.44sOh, it's much nicer in here.
1.93sI'm gonna float around for a while,
4.44sthen stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.
2.17sI tell you, I wish that old hag of Brian's had never even told him he had a kid.
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1.97sWell, wait a minute, Peter. Maybe that's the answer.
1.73sYou just got to get his mother to take him back.
1.27sHow the hell am I supposed to do that?
1.6sShe's an idiot redneck, Peter.
3.37sTricking her should be easier than escaping from Canadian Alcatraz.
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1.23sCan I go out through here?
2.4s- Just be back by bedtime.
- Okay.
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2.14sLunch is ready, everyone.
1.53sWhoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, Lois. This is...
1.77s- This is white bread.
- Yeah. So?
1.83sWell, don't we have any of that whole-grain stuff?
1.6sNo. This was cheaper.
2.5sI just... I just... I don't want Dylan eating white bread.
2.53sBrian, there's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...
2.97s(SOFTLY) Lois, Lois, I do not want Dylan eating white bread.
1.94sBrian, I promise you, it's fine.
1.1sLois. Lois, Lois.
2.43sI will decide what is best for my child, all right?