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1.83sBrian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?
1.97sOh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, that's...
2.63sOh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood.
4.37sNow, look, Brian, there's a difference between being concerned and being overprotective.
4.7sNow that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.
1.93sYou're right. You can't hold your kids back.
4.77sIt's like I say, you have to give your kids both roots and wings.
3.07sBrian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
7.31sCELL PHONE RINGER: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon... Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?
3.94sReally? Well, how many library assistants did they pick?
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3.54sOne of four.
4.4sWell, you know what? Extra, extra, read all about it.
2.54sIce cream for Dylan tonight.
3sPeter, your dog is giving me diabetes.
4.04sI'm telling you, Joe, he's as annoying as mosquitoes in the summertime.
4.4sCan I come in there with you? There's light in there.
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