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3.77sYou do not understand. Until you have a child...
4.07sUntil you have a child, you do not understand.
1.43s- Okay?
- Jesus.
2.13sIt's been like this all week. Watch this.
2.7sHey, Brian, what would you do if Dylan fell out a window?
2.27sOh, my God. Oh, my God! I don't even want to think about that.
2.8sI don't even want to think about that. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
1.83sBrian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?
1.97sOh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, that's...
2.63sOh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood.
4.37sNow, look, Brian, there's a difference between being concerned and being overprotective.
4.7sNow that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.
1.93sYou're right. You can't hold your kids back.
4.77sIt's like I say, you have to give your kids both roots and wings.
3.07sBrian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
7.31sCELL PHONE RINGER: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon... Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?
3.94sReally? Well, how many library assistants did they pick?
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