1.94sThat's what's gonna close the deal with this woman?
1.13sWell, yeah. Why not?
1.9sYou need more than that. You need an act.
2.8sListen, I'll be your assistant, and we'll put on a whole big show.
1.83sReally? Yeah, we'll do all the great tricks.
1.2sYou can even split me in half.
1.43sWhat? Saw me in half.
1.8sWell, I am still a little shaky on some of this stuff.
1.3sI guess I could use the help.
2.83sGreat. And we'll get you a wand, a top hat and a cape.
3.24sIn fact, you can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.
3.74sHi, Brian. I'm Count Crotchula, the bulging vampire.
3.64sI'll bite your neck, but also look how big I am down there.