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1.83sI'm telling you, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
3.07sBoy, Brian, you dodged a bullet not having to raise that kid.
4.37sYour life would have been more miserable than a lonely old widow living in a downstairs apartment.
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3.8s(SNEEZES) Quiet! Keep it down up there!
3.44sWhat did I just say? I'm calling the police!
1.37sI don't know, Brian.
2.2sDon't you think you have a responsibility to your son?
3sI... Lois, I didn't even know I had a son until today.
2.74sAnd, besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.
1.57sYeah, it seemed like they're all set without you.
4.6sShe's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environment...
2.3s(SPOUTS GIBBERISH)
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3.5s(SPUTTERING) STEWIE: Great parenting.
3.24sI don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.
2.24sYou know what else is rewarding, Lois? Shutting your vag.
1sWhat? What?