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2.44sMAN ON TV: Crudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.34sCrudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.43sCrudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.97sHi! I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky, Waving, Inflatable,
2.07sArm-Flailing, Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium.
1.8sAs an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit,
4.64sI am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of crudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art,
5.64sand it's just waiting to transform your uncut, trash-strewn lawn into a living canvas that tells passersby,
2.77s"Hey, everyone, a real funny bugger lives here."
6.84sYour neighbors will chuckle warmly, and motorists will slow down and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favorites as Sort-of Ben and Jerry's-Looking Cow,
1.94sBlack Silhouetted Cowboy Leaning on Barn,
1.43sand everybody's favorite,
3.4sFat Woman Bending Over Tending to Her Garden in Big, Polka-Dotted Bloomers.
2.64sMost of this stuff is priced to move, and until it does,
1.43sit's an enormous fire hazard,
2.3sso please come see me, on Route 2 in Weekapaug.
2.34sLook for the Sort-of Ben and Jerry's Cow out front!
3.67sWe interrupt this program to bring you grim news out of LaGuardia Airport,
3.07swhere a 767 has been forced to make a crash landing.
2sOh, man, I tell you, now that I'm a parent, I can't even watch stories like that.
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