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3.44sWhat did I just say? I'm calling the police!
1.37sI don't know, Brian.
2.2sDon't you think you have a responsibility to your son?
3sI... Lois, I didn't even know I had a son until today.
2.74sAnd, besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.
1.57sYeah, it seemed like they're all set without you.
4.6sShe's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environment...
2.3s(SPOUTS GIBBERISH)
1.24s
3.5s(SPUTTERING) STEWIE: Great parenting.
3.24sI don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.
2.24sYou know what else is rewarding, Lois? Shutting your vag.
1sWhat? What?
1.37s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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2.14sDylan! What are you doing here?
1.9sMy mom wanted me to give you this.
4.04s"To Brian, from Tracy. He's your problem now.
4.57s"PS. Will you write me a letter of recommendation "for the University of Phoenix?"
2.3sNo. No, I'm not gonna put myself on the line like that.
1.73sBut, Dylan, my God!
3.37sEverybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.
1.93sDylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.