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1.43sThat was so humiliating!
3.17sI mean, look at all the stuff I put myself through just to get laid.
2.8sDon't worry, my friend. One day you'll find your soul mate.
3.04sThe sad thing is, I already did, years ago.
1.43sTracy Flannigan.
2.73sShe was the greatest girl I ever met, and I blew it.
1s(YAWNS) You should look her up.
1.03sAm I boring you?
2.27sNo, it's just... Long day.
3.47sI suppose I could look her up. I just wonder if she'd even want to see me.
2.53sI wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.
4.3sAnd then, in high school, I was violated sexually by my father.
6.01sIt happened on numerous occasions, and I was too afraid to tell anyone because I felt like somehow it was my fault.
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2.77sSo, you do go all the way.