2.7sHey, Brian, what would you do if Dylan fell out a window?
2.27sOh, my God. Oh, my God! I don't even want to think about that.
2.8sI don't even want to think about that. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
1.83sBrian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?
1.97sOh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, that's...
2.63sOh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood.
4.37sNow, look, Brian, there's a difference between being concerned and being overprotective.
4.7sNow that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.
1.93sYou're right. You can't hold your kids back.
4.77sIt's like I say, you have to give your kids both roots and wings.
3.07sBrian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.
7.31sCELL PHONE RINGER: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon... Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?
3.94sReally? Well, how many library assistants did they pick?
1.4s
3.54sOne of four.
4.4sWell, you know what? Extra, extra, read all about it.