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1.23sWell, those are dog years.
1.2sThat doesn't make any sense.
1.2sYou know what, Stewie? If you don't like it,
1.5sgo on the Internet and complain.
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2.2sIt was awful. That kid was a complete thug.
1.83sI'm telling you, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
3.07sBoy, Brian, you dodged a bullet not having to raise that kid.
4.37sYour life would have been more miserable than a lonely old widow living in a downstairs apartment.
1.36s
3.8s(SNEEZES) Quiet! Keep it down up there!
3.44sWhat did I just say? I'm calling the police!
1.37sI don't know, Brian.
2.2sDon't you think you have a responsibility to your son?
3sI... Lois, I didn't even know I had a son until today.
2.74sAnd, besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.
1.57sYeah, it seemed like they're all set without you.
4.6sShe's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environment...
2.3s(SPOUTS GIBBERISH)
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3.5s(SPUTTERING) STEWIE: Great parenting.