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1.8s- It's Wednesday.
- Up yours!
1.97sNice kid. Say, Brian, now that I think about it,
4.34show can you possibly have a 13-year-old son when you yourself are only seven?
1.23sWell, those are dog years.
1.2sThat doesn't make any sense.
1.2sYou know what, Stewie? If you don't like it,
1.5sgo on the Internet and complain.
3.2s
2.2sIt was awful. That kid was a complete thug.
1.83sI'm telling you, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
3.07sBoy, Brian, you dodged a bullet not having to raise that kid.
4.37sYour life would have been more miserable than a lonely old widow living in a downstairs apartment.
1.36s
3.8s(SNEEZES) Quiet! Keep it down up there!
3.44sWhat did I just say? I'm calling the police!
1.37sI don't know, Brian.
2.2sDon't you think you have a responsibility to your son?
3sI... Lois, I didn't even know I had a son until today.
2.74sAnd, besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.
1.57sYeah, it seemed like they're all set without you.
4.6sShe's done a fine job creating a child-friendly environment...
2.3s(SPOUTS GIBBERISH)
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3.5s(SPUTTERING) STEWIE: Great parenting.