1.97sDylan could have just carpooled with me and the kids.
4.44sOh, Lois, Dylan is very special to me and...
2.54sWell, didn't you just get a ticket for running a red light?
1.9sYeah, like, six years ago.
5.27sAnd I got that ticket because I got distracted 'cause you were leaning out the window, barking at a cow.
2.14sSo you admit you ran the red light?
1.17sFuck you.
2.44sMAN ON TV: Crudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.34sCrudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.43sCrudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
2.97sHi! I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky, Waving, Inflatable,
2.07sArm-Flailing, Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium.
1.8sAs an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit,
4.64sI am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of crudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art,
5.64sand it's just waiting to transform your uncut, trash-strewn lawn into a living canvas that tells passersby,