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2.34sYou have the "bestest" dad.
2.34sHe read me a story about Chinese food.
3.62sYou haven't seen the real Homer. It's all burping and neglect.
3.54sI think we know your dad a little bit better than you do, Bart.
2.14sIs that my jacket?
0.46sHe said it looked better on me!
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3.25sIf you're happy and you know it, say a swear Boobs!
0.7sHeinie!
1.24sMitten!
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3.67sThey're always laughing. Laughing at nothing.
3.14sHow come parents are always nicer to other kids than they are to their own?
2.5sI guess Dad just takes us for granted.
1.82sWell, don't worry.
2.73sThis'll give his heartstrings a much-needed plucking.
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3.75sHuh?
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2.84sAw, what a beautiful frame.
2.74sPerfect for my day care permit.
3.35sSweet. Mm-hmm.
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