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3.42sThat is the darnedest thing.
1.82sSo did you boys have a good time?
2.63sYeah. Mr. Simpson was really funny.
3.27sHe told us how the world keeps screwing him over.
2.84sYeah. Well, how was the concert?
4.19sWell, sir, I've never heard a preacher use the M-F word so many times.
1.7sAnyway, thanks again.
3.97sHey, it was fun. My kids are sick of all my stories.
2.4sBut they just can't get enough of me.
2.1sCan Mr. Simpson watch us every day?
3.54sOh, Roddy, he's not running a day care center.
1.35sDon't tell me what I'm not doing.
1.92sSo you are running a day care center?
1.73sOh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
3.87sOh, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school.
3.04sThen I'll do it, just to see the look on your face.
1.45sThat's the one.
6.92sThis world is whistles and missiles Bones and trombones Why did you put my name on the sign?