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4.29sWe'd like to thank our sponsor, Hanson's Hypno-Coins.
0.47sIf you can find a sturdier hypno-coin, you buy it.
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5.42sNow, every year we find one Good Samaritan so deserving that not recognizing him...
3.6swould make Santa Claus himself vomit with rage.
2.63sWho writes this stuff?
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3.34sThis year's winner of The Saint Who Walks Among Us Award--
3.52sPlease let me win this Lord, 'cause if you don't--
1.94sHomer Simpson!
2.17sYes!
3.1sAll my love has come back in trophy form.