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2.38sThe Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard...
3.67sfrom winter wonderland to a class-three kill storm.
2.65sI don't like the sound of that "class-three."
1.85sAnd where are the city's snowplows?
2.6sSold off to billionaire Montgomery Burns...
2.4sin a veritable orgasm of poor planning.
0.67sHe shoots! He scores!
2.9sPerfect form, sir.
3.12sThis is terrible! How will the kids get home?
2.03sI don't know. Internet?
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1.67sChildren, it seems the phone lines are down,
2.17sso I'm afraid we're stuck here for the duration.
3sAww! But it's my kid's birthday.
2.99sI'm doing a puzzle with Grandmama, and she'll finish without me.
2.6sYes, yes, yes. We all had plans.
2.47sExcept for me, ironically. I'm right where I want to be.
2.42sI can cut a trail through the snow. I'm part Eskimo.
3.89sI don't care if you're Kristi Yamaguchi. No one leaves the building.
3.05sThis stinks. We'll miss the Itchy and Scratchy where they finally kiss.
4.15sI don't care if they're kissing Kristi Yamaguchi. You're not going home!
0.47sThat's so unfair!
2.54sThis blows.