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1sI could scratch your eyes out.
5.97s(MEOWS) (CHUCKLES) You know, Peter, with all the shopping and cooking and decorating,
6sI have to say I'm really liking the new you an awful lot. An awful lot.
2.74s(SNICKERS) What are you doing?
2.37sI'm fooling around.
2.74sCome on, sweetie. Let's have some fun.
1.6sLois, I'm gay.
1.24s
2.9sWait a minute, you mean we can't have sex?
1.13sNo!
1.67sBut, Peter, we're married.
2.24sTony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married.
1.03sRonald Reagan was married.
1.6s
2.57sMr. President, did you reach a missile pact?
5.61sWell, you could say that. There was a missile and something definitely got packed.
3.67s(BOTH LAUGHING) Did you discuss ICBMs?
1.63sWell, I did see a BM.
2.55s
2.9sSo, would you consider this a successful summit?
2.53sOh! Yes. I summitted three times.
1.03sAre you finished with the butt-fucking puns?