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1.5sHey, how you doing?
2.8sWow, he must be doing well.
3.67sWell, here's the new nightie you picked out for me. What do you think?
4.04sI think I'm jealous of Miss "Eats anything she wants and still fits into a size four."
1sI could scratch your eyes out.
5.97s(MEOWS) (CHUCKLES) You know, Peter, with all the shopping and cooking and decorating,
6sI have to say I'm really liking the new you an awful lot. An awful lot.
2.74s(SNICKERS) What are you doing?
2.37sI'm fooling around.
2.74sCome on, sweetie. Let's have some fun.
1.6sLois, I'm gay.
1.24s
2.9sWait a minute, you mean we can't have sex?
1.13sNo!
1.67sBut, Peter, we're married.
2.24sTony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married.
1.03sRonald Reagan was married.
1.6s
2.57sMr. President, did you reach a missile pact?
5.61sWell, you could say that. There was a missile and something definitely got packed.