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3.04s'Cause I'm gonna take this horse and shove it down America's throat.
3.67sANNOUNCER: What's this? It looks like 'til Death has taken a right turn and is heading into the stands.
4.37s(THUDDING) (ALL GASPING) Dear God, I could describe the horror I am witnessing,
4.07sbut it is so unfathomably ugly and heartrending that I cannot bring myself to do so,
3salthough I do possess the necessary descriptive powers.
3.44s(SIGHS) Well, at least the horse ran past the class of visiting deaf second-graders.
1.3sOh, no! Dear God, he's going back!
4.4s(THUDDING) I know you can't hear any screams, but I assure you they are signing frantically,
5.27sjust as fast as their little fingers can shape the complicated phonemes necessary to convey dread and terror.
2.64sWait a sec. Hold the phone. He's going back towards the track.
1.43sFellas, this race ain't over yet.
4.84s(THUDDING) (WOMAN SCREAMS) WOMAN: (CRYING) My baby's dead. It's over.
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4.6s$100,000 worth of damage. All thanks to that stupid horse of yours.
2.84sLook, can we not talk about the horse, please? It's gone.