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2.47sI'm the one who almost conquered the dragon's lair.
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1.4s(SCREAMS)
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1.83sMALE VOICE: Dragon's Lair.
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3.6sPeter, where have you been? You left for the market six hours ago.
1.1sDid you get the beans?
1.5sLois, I got something better.
3.54sYou know how you always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?
1.54s(GASPS) Oh, my God!
2.03sThat's right, I bought a horse.
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2.77sYou bought a horse? Why the hell did...
1.43sI didn't even give you that much money.
1.97sThat's what I thought, Lois.
3.1sSold to the gentleman from Quahog, Rhode Island.
2sCongratulations, sir. What brings you down here to Louisville?
1.23sI don't know.
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2.47sPeter, there's something off about that horse.
2.2sYou have an eye for animals, Lois. This horse is retarded.