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3.07sNo, no, no, not like that!
3.34sAll right. This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man.
4.04sPeter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it.
1.97sTonight me and my friends, Paulie and Matty,
2.24sare going out to drink a ton of beers.
4.2sTonight my friends and I are going out, but we're not drinking because those are empty calories.
3.84sThen we'll play full contact football in the park with no pads or helmets.
2.97sThen we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for Bad Movie Night.
3.3sThen it's straight to the bars to find loose women to have sex with.
3.87sThen it's straight to the gym for three hours of crunches and extended eye contact with strangers.
1.6sPeter!
1.7sOh! Don't give me that look, Tony. That's exactly what you said.
1.37sI said it right back to you.
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5.54s(KNOCK ON DOOR) Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you people, but I didn't know where else to go.
3.1sI haven't seen Peter in two days. And I just thought he might be here.
2.43sWhat? Oh, my God. Peter's missing?
3.3sHang on, hang on, hang on. Before anyone gets too worked up,
1.67sI know where Peter is. Where?
1.73sI put him in a straight camp. You what?